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    September, 2009

    絕代商驕.金句

    • 这间房间风景最好，真是所谓东邪西毒的混合体，你知道是什么吗？即是西斜（邪）。但是我最喜欢731那间房的枕头，因为它很软之余又很硬；371那间我又喜欢他的床褥喔，因为它很硬之余又很软；最重要那个事2047房的坐厕板，我刚才坐下去，它的那个震荡力是刚好令到你明明想小便的，都想小事化大，我十分之中意。
    • 小唐先生，作为一个朋友你真是千古难求，作为一条水鱼你真是举世无双。
    • 成萬蚊既衫就肯定防彈啦！一粒魚蛋無所謂
    • 財經佬講野係迂迴d，佢叫你大手買入，真正意思係買少少；叫你買少少，即係唔好買，叫你唔好買即係叫你沽，叫你沽既時候，即係沽都無謂呀！
    • 我一聽到返工我就頭痛，我一聽到要交report我就腳痛，你話要隨傳隨到我就周身骨痛。總之要打工，我系痛不欲生。
    • 呢間醫院因爲個牌冇寫住有心臟科，條友心臟病去睇，距搣左距個腎就算了沃
    • 古人都有話：無商不奸。當然你唔好問我邊個古人。
    • 殷实商人这句说话好，“因”住D诚实的商人。
    • 爽:你做咩呀你?夜媽媽終於入黎參觀下,你當呢到係動物園,當我係蝙蝠呀家陣?!
      三水:你睇下你丫,夜媽媽呀,洗咩衫丫,共隆共隆咁,我阿嫂以為你屍呀肢解呀..
      爽:乜你有呢鋪癮嫁,洗唔洗我比你睇呀?
      三水:咁你又係奇怪丫嘛,夜媽媽洗咩姐,四大金剛今日幫係洗乾洗淨嫁啦,
      爽:咁我訓唔著又信你地唔過,我洗多次係咪犯法呀家陣..
      三水:哦..你訓唔著..你失眠呀?你有心事呀?
      爽:我..我唔該你唔好再管我地人類做乜啦,你返去啄木啦,你再係咁,我就當你意圖侵犯我,我為左自衛,咪成全你囉!
      三水:你變態架你~~~
    • “距地都唔係路既”“距地當然唔係路，唔係街，距地係人”
    • 小芙蓉,食粒爆谷先啦,你唔食野點得嫁姐,睇下你,瘦到腳都唔點地,你都冇食野去咩廁所姐,你去廁所唔好梳頭喇,陣間梳甩個頭嚇親人呀~
    • 錢唔是問題 ，反正我無
    • 你呢種叫永久性傷殘,注定孤獨終老..你呢d呢叫永久性黑心,因住冇得終老...
    • 为什么每只蚂蚁都长得一模一样啊，就是要老板认不出他们，一个星期上6天班，其实是有6只蚂蚁，1只蚂蚁上一天，所以我们应该向政府申请，一个星期上一天班，休息6天，大家说对不对？
    • 點解會做<可憐天下父母心>架 , 明明係<掟阿媽出火車>架嘛..
    • 我係一部lift..呢部lift淨係會載一個人架啫..兩個人,sorry 超載
    • “头七尾七”：即系头果七页同尾果七页系坚嘅，report中间果D就系乱咁塞D嘢入去，碎料嚟嘅。
      假duo：唔系唔duo，系duo少少。
      虚应：唔系唔应，系应少少。
      办公室生存之四大法宝：he做，假duo，虚应，陪笑。
    • 林淼淼，我麦提爽对住灯火发誓，若然你肯收下呢只戒指，我哋有福同享有难同当，如有异心，天诛地灭。
      淼淼，就算我俾人打陂只脚，我用轮椅都跟足你一世。就算香港海啸，水浸18层楼咁高，我潜水都嚟同你食早餐。
    • 我哋起码要似谢贤同狄波拉咁，分手都可以一齐去Party。
    • 你都會死,你唔試下去死..

     

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    苏梵梨wrote:
    三水妹，入边做文戏，出边做武打戏
    Oct. 18
    Chun Ha oLimwrote:
    那天。。
    你为了这些金句讲到口水都干了。。
    作为一条失魂鱼你真的是天下无双，作为一个朋友真的是独一无二。
    Sept. 24
    Ren Hui Leewrote:
    绝！
    Sept. 18
    Sarah Kokwrote:
    very nice..i'm watching it also..cant stop laughing when i watch it..
    Sept. 9
    han fei wanwrote:
    wahahaha...sound so funny...is that nice?cos i saw the trailer not bad. ^_^
    Sept. 9

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